The Amazing Adventures of Archibald Esq.

Dog Jokes: At the bar…

So there’s this guy, and he walks into a bar with his dog, and asks the bartender if he can get a free drink if his dog can talk.

“Sure,” says the bartender.

The guy turns to his dog. ‘’OK, fella. Tell me — what is on top of a house?'’

“Roof!” The dog wags it’s tail.

The man turns and smiles at the bartender.

“THAT ain’t talking! Any dog can bark!'’

So Guy asks his dog another question. ‘’OK, boy. Tell me — how does sandpaper feel?'’

“Ruff! And again the dog, looking quite pleased with himself, wags his tail.

But the bartender just growls: ‘’What are you tryin’ to pull, mister?'’

‘’OK,” says the man. “One more question, please. OK, buddy, tell me — who is the greatest ballplayer who ever lived?'’ Ruth.

“That’s it,” says the bartender and throws them both out.

The dog picks himself up from the sidewalk and looks at the guy.

“Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio.”

Awoof! Haaarrh Haaarrh Haaarh!

Posted 09 Mar 07