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Archie’s Five-’n-Dime: Another Foot Mat for the Two Leggeds in Your Life

This dachshund door matt may be just the thing for the muddy-footed two-legged in your life. But are such things really necessary?

Dog

But then again, are fresh cut flowers in the house really necessary either? Or kisses?!

Suppose it depends on what you consider necessary within any given context. Surely not as necessary as kisses and fresh daily water, but perhaps more necessary than a kick in the kiester!

Awoof! Archie

Posted 26 Apr 07

2 Responses to “Archie’s Five-’n-Dime: Another Foot Mat for the Two Leggeds in Your Life”

  1. Too funny! Where can I get a Doxie Doormat like that?

    Howard @ 2:20 pm, 02 May 2007

  2. Dear Howard.

    Thank you for commenting. It took me a while to dig it up, but the Dachshund “Home Security System” Doormat is available for purchase for about $17 US dollars from the website www.allpetsconsidered.com.

    They say the mat offers an “interactive greeting” for home, offices, and starter mansions (my how dachshund-owners aspire!).

    But I should talk! As I live at Chateau d’Archie… or Chateau Numero Deux during the daytime…

    Superwoof! Archibald Esquire

    Archie @ 2:17 pm, 04 May 2007

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